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How to say "who gives a s**t" in Polish
Yet another useful phrase in Polish. Don't want to learn Polish and just want to be left alone and not be recommended these videos anymore? Well how about you express your frustration in Polish!
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0:00 hello there
0:09 kogo to obchodzi
0:18 "who gives a s**t" taken literally
0:30 kogo to g*wno obchodzi
0:58 mam wyj***ne
1:24 mam to w dupie
2:00 mam to gdzieś
2:19 nie jestem zainteresowany
2:36 shilling for money
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How to say "you silly sausage" in Polish
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Coming back with a new phrase in Polish. This time you'll learn how to call someone a silly sausage. I'm not qualified to be a teacher, so you can trust me. Join my channel to help fund my meal upgrade from a parówka to a kiełbasa: ua-cam.com/channels/9MleGGz_cpVah7jlmk4_Eg.htmljoin
How to read Polish or something
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Learning a new language can be fun, but who needs fun when you can read Polish instead? In this video I'm going to teach you how to read each Polish letter, so that even if you don't understand the meaning, you can at least make out the sounds. Consider it an oversimplified Polish pronunciation guide. Wszyscy szczodrze głaszczą wstrzemięźliwe pszczoły! 0:00 start 0:55 wszyscy 2:54 szczodrze 4:5...
How to say "I wish I could speak Japanese instead" in Polish
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Learning a new language is fun and all, but what if you learned the wrong one? Should you redirect your efforts towards learning something more useful? Maybe. But first - double down and complain.
How to make bad investment decisions in Polish
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How to fail at the stock market in Polish. Educational af Polish lesson (or an English class for Poles) and financial advice in one (disclaimer: not financial advice [additional disclaimer: not much of a lesson either]). We discuss stocks, options, shorting, inheritance, insurance and many other valuable keywords that I can put here for my bot overlords who decide how much to pay me. Special de...
How to say "we're f***ed" in Polish
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In this lesson I'll teach you how to say "we're f ed" in Polish. It's almost like your typical educational content, except with more funni. I mean it's some serious edumacation. A real piece of educamolatation. Packing some educamoletetionez. Massive amount of educamoletedetionskis. Hugely inforeducamissionafunskitional. Aside from it being a very educational language lesson, it's also almost f...
Top 10 misconceptions about Poland that nobody has
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Here are top 10 misconceptions about Poland that nobody has. Hopefully you'll find them very educational and flex your new knowledge on your friends. If you have any.
Top 10 reasons why I made this video
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This video exists, and here are top 10 reasons why. You may not learn much Polish today, but at least you'll be able to appreciate my outstanding video editing skills. So professional, much quality, almost worth watching!
How to say 'Life is meaningless and we're all gonna die' in Polish
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Coming back with useful phrases to know in Polish. Hope you learn something from it and impress your friends - or confuse hotel staff, I dunno.
How to introduce yourself in Polish
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In this video I present simple phrases that'll help you introduce yourself in Polish. How to say 'hello' in Polish: ua-cam.com/video/C1izu67VIOs/v-deo.html
7 ways to say 'hello' in Polish
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How to say "hello" in Polish? Here are 7 ways to do it. No stick figures were harmed in the making of this video. Except for one, and it's dead.
How to say "I don't speak Polish" in Polish
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If you don't speak Polish, but expect to come into contact with some Poles in the near future, you might want to learn how to tell them that you don't speak their language. Also humor.
How to use "kurwa" properly
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In today's video I'm going to teach you how to use the popular Polish word "kurwa" properly. What does kurwa mean? When to use kurwa? Why is kurwa so popular? Subscribe to learn more.

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  • @Rylan-px3eu
    @Rylan-px3eu 7 годин тому

    Ą and ę can have an 'n' or 'm' sound because of their nasality ('m' and 'n' are nasal consonants) ( ą and ę may have a 'ń' sound, as in the word pięć.

    • @Rylan-px3eu
      @Rylan-px3eu 7 годин тому

      Ą and ę may also have a /ŋ/ sound after it.

    • @Rylan-px3eu
      @Rylan-px3eu 7 годин тому

      Polish Cyrillic uses these pronunciations instead of a seperate letter for the letter, as in 'pięć' пеньць.

    • @Rylan-px3eu
      @Rylan-px3eu 7 годин тому

      Szcz is technically one letter representing one sound, Russian, Ukrainian and Belarusian have a separate letter for it щ.

    • @Rylan-px3eu
      @Rylan-px3eu 7 годин тому

      And if I may, you forgot about stress. Although it is unmarked and consistently penultimate stress, it would've been nice to have gone over that.

    • @Rylan-px3eu
      @Rylan-px3eu 7 годин тому

      Ę technically has two sounds in Polish, /ɛw̃/pięč and /ɛ/ at the end of the word, potrzebuję.

  • @Rylan-px3eu
    @Rylan-px3eu 8 годин тому

    W is devoiced because of the 'sz' which is voiceless.

  • @Lifeisawheelie
    @Lifeisawheelie 16 годин тому

    Titsky 😍

  • @uutarn
    @uutarn 19 годин тому

    Yup, english should be abolished. Great vid mate. <3

  • @brazendesigns
    @brazendesigns 20 годин тому

    Came here to be able to pronounce Polish words and place names. Left crying. 😭

  • @wiqu10
    @wiqu10 23 години тому

    Wszyscy - vshistsi or fshistsi whatever u want but spell that i like in word bit

  • @dftp
    @dftp День тому

    Asian moon runes? Maybe tone down the racism buddy.

  • @realDerAoEFan
    @realDerAoEFan День тому

    As a german the "ch" and the "h" sounded just like in german AND very different from each other🤣

  • @TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN
    @TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN День тому

    Polish🇵🇱🤝🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Welsh Having no vowels

  • @PhantomwolfReal
    @PhantomwolfReal День тому

    Now sing “I don’t give a sh€t” in Polish 🇵🇱

  • @asiakwiatkowska3302
    @asiakwiatkowska3302 День тому

    You are polish

  • @kaspar1129
    @kaspar1129 День тому

    you need to do one on how to pick up women, in a rude manner.

  • @bush2137
    @bush2137 День тому

    Po co ja to oglądam

  • @erinsgeography3619
    @erinsgeography3619 День тому

    the ą and ę sound like the French 'an' (ex: antan) and 'en' (ex: entendu) the french nasalizes their a and e, i don't feel it that much in polish. so is it like between nasalizing and not nasalizing it?? also, lmao, i can hear the ń sounding like the spanish ñ

  • @thegreedyworm3120
    @thegreedyworm3120 2 дні тому

    okay, before I play, im going guess its pronounced 'Wuzeskee sohdreh glahscah wustrehmeezliw pscolee' Edit: I failed

  • @andraslibal
    @andraslibal 2 дні тому

    Well why did you not say this is actually vsiszci scsodzse guváscso vsztzsemiézslive pscsouvi in Hungarian, we could immediately read it. Ok not immediately because you still have 2-3 consonants next to each other what is wrong with you :)))))

  • @user-qr2ew5vc1k
    @user-qr2ew5vc1k 3 дні тому

    Yeah, using Cyrillic to write Polish would be far easier and faster.

  • @ahG7na4
    @ahG7na4 3 дні тому

    >orcs tee-hee. on the dnr list you go :-)

  • @wlwgwlwgnomesarereal
    @wlwgwlwgnomesarereal 3 дні тому

    IT'S NOT SIRILLIC IT'S KIRILLIC KIRILLIK KIREELLIK kirEEllik YOU FU-

  • @user-zr4uw5ng3r
    @user-zr4uw5ng3r 3 дні тому

    Looks like Polish people were forced to use Latin script, but still had to have ш, щ, ж and invented these dz sz combinations

  • @VladimirRurikovich
    @VladimirRurikovich 3 дні тому

    i found my polish channel

  • @petarchaushev6459
    @petarchaushev6459 3 дні тому

    I'm Bulgarian and I died laughing on cicky, not really because of the word itself, but because of the unexpected mention. It's crazy how all Slavic languages can understand each other when saying obscene words 🤣

  • @bimonte
    @bimonte 3 дні тому

    I knew Polish was easy indeed. But I was wrong 😔

  • @mcLovin_495
    @mcLovin_495 3 дні тому

    davai pierogi! blyat

  • @79519
    @79519 4 дні тому

    2:31 Piękny przykład dla anglików 🗿🗿🗿

  • @matiosmi137
    @matiosmi137 4 дні тому

    About "ch" and "h": Czechs and Ukrainians, but also surprisingly Turks and Arabs, will still pronounce it as hard "ch", you have to make a gurgling sound with your throat while pronouncing this

  • @eugenep9308
    @eugenep9308 4 дні тому

    Поляком идеально подошел бы кириллический алфавит, без всех этих нагромождений из латинских букв

  • @adriannamarszal
    @adriannamarszal 4 дні тому

    hilarious 😂

  • @frosty_brandon
    @frosty_brandon 4 дні тому

    Dżizys dys lęgłydż ys chard tó prynąns

  • @lordodin5755
    @lordodin5755 4 дні тому

    Ah that sz always fucks me up because in hungarian sz is a normal S (Hungarian is not a normal language fight me Hungarians)

  • @creativecraving
    @creativecraving 5 днів тому

    3:50 measure contains the same sound as _rz_ in English.

  • @BRQ_201
    @BRQ_201 5 днів тому

    There is also "kto daje jebanie?" Who gives a shit (also "kogo to jebie" literly who is fucked by that, but it measns who gives a shit. There is also "nie daję jebania" i dont give a fuck

  • @alexkoberda7570
    @alexkoberda7570 5 днів тому

    The wsz in “wszycy” actually starts with a v like wodka. It’s just softened by the sz combine. Much like the ę is not used at the end of words by younger people. It’s not actually proper Polish as my grandmother would scold me.

  • @krasznaibalazs
    @krasznaibalazs 5 днів тому

    as a Hungarian, I just wish I was a Slav in tracksuits after having seen your video. my compliments, perfect structure, extremely informative, made me try and repeat your sounds, your presentation stlye's worth a teacher medal bro! excellent tutorial! dziekuje bardzo :)

  • @karagravis2671
    @karagravis2671 5 днів тому

    Listen, we all know that this "polish" you're talking about is Black Tongue of Mordor, and we aren't allowed to use such noxious language, here, in Rivendel. Go back to your master, black minion!

    • @mareksagrak9527
      @mareksagrak9527 2 дні тому

      W takim razie pozdrawiam Riwendelczyków serdecznie z samego serca mordoru ; )

  • @k1j1j1j
    @k1j1j1j 5 днів тому

    "rz" is similar to "zh" in english which is used for russian transliterations and such

  • @player1GR
    @player1GR 5 днів тому

    Cyrillic is so much better for polish. Wszyscy szczodrze? Вшисци шчодже. Glaszcza? Гуашчоу. Wstrzemiezliwe? Встжэмиэужливэ. Pszczoly? Пшчоуы.

  • @billgrover3130
    @billgrover3130 6 днів тому

    zaekurwabiscie!

  • @andrzejszymanski4593
    @andrzejszymanski4593 6 днів тому

    Zbyt daleko idące uproszczenia,. np. "krzak" zawiera dżwięk "sz", "chleb pszenny" ma na końcu "p" , zaś "si " na pewno nie jest tym samym co "ś". To tylko "wierzchołek góry lodowe"j ...

  • @Auloss
    @Auloss 6 днів тому

    Somehow this was easy for me as an portuguese speaker

  • @SideSnakeReal
    @SideSnakeReal 6 днів тому

    Thank you 🎉

  • @TheAW76
    @TheAW76 6 днів тому

    Ż=RZ, can be written in two ways….. noooo !!!! It is written in two ways… you just need to know orthography …..

  • @JLajos
    @JLajos 6 днів тому

    Thank you! This helped my polish up my Polish.

  • @whiteobama3032
    @whiteobama3032 7 днів тому

    9:03 Oh shit thats my tinder bio!

  • @hakade5846
    @hakade5846 8 днів тому

    W słowie "wstrzemięźliwe" jest tylko jeden dźwięk 'i'. To pierwsze 'i' oznacza tylko miękkość spółgłoski 'm' a nie samogłoskę 'i'. Poprawnie mówi się "fstszem'ęźl'iwe' a nie "fstszemjęźl'iwe". Przy okazji kolejne zjawisko fonetyczne: to drugie 'i' pełni z kolei DWIE funkcje. Pierwsza - samogłoski 'i' a druga to zmiękczenie poprzedzającej ją spółgłoski 'l'.

  • @JimmyHandtrixx
    @JimmyHandtrixx 8 днів тому

    i will DIE trying to remember this sentence. not i will die trying.

  • @christianaustin782
    @christianaustin782 8 днів тому

    Hey! Polish vowels aren't always gigachad, never changing sounds. They can also make a different sound when followed by "j." For example, in "najszybciej", the "aj" at the beginning makes a hard "i" sound in english like in "night" or "hi", and the "ej" at the end makes a long "a" sound in English, like "hay" or "pray"

  • @radconserv68
    @radconserv68 8 днів тому

    Awesome. VERY Entertaining. For someone who doesn't know Polish at all it moves really fast. I understand a little Polish so I was able to keep up.

  • @dianaday1
    @dianaday1 8 днів тому

    Wow, I'm a linguist, and this was the very best lesson in letter pronunciation that I've ever seen. Clear, compact, funny, perfect.

  • @Sinthoras155
    @Sinthoras155 8 днів тому

    *Tells me that polish isn't made up of horrible consonant clusters* *I listen to him reading the sentence load* Polish is still made out of consonant clusters lol